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agirlwholikesthingsanawfullot:
I NEED OOOOONE.
what. the. fuck. genius. genius. Why am I not that smart?
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Reasons the semi colon is the actual best punctuation. Go home comma, go home full stop.
100% my favorite punctuation.
Not joking, I was sick the day we were originally taught semicolons in elementary and as a result, the use of the semicolon is a concept I cannot manage to grasp. I sometimes try to use them; I have no idea if I use them correctly. <— was that right?
Why wasn’t this how grammar was taught in school?
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Writing on Water.
Sometimes I am sinfully envious of the visually artistic.
sort of in a slump again so here’s something pretty to look at instead of doodles because i feel bad when i don’t update at least a bit every day. ;___;
that aside, i really want to try something like this!
NEAT
I NEED TO DO THIS SOMETIME SDFKJLDFSKLJ
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Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers
“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…
… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.
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